Narrows Road – A true “Ghost” story

Narrows Road – A true “Ghost” story.

I laughed so hard when Steve told me this story….and again when I read it in his post.  Hope you get a laugh out of it today…it’s really funny.

Todd…this is Todd??


I am a very patient person; however, when it comes to television commercials, even a 3-second commercial would be about 4-seconds too long for me.



…there is one particular Subway commercial I love watching and never gets old.  Whoever is the marketing guru behind this series of commercials is a genius.

Todd’s closing part is the BEST.  “I got a phone call, Todd…this is Todd

Watch for yourself and enjoy.

Winter Vacation 2012

I have not had a “winter vacation” in more than a decade.  I am so psyched and looking forward to my 11 days of winter bliss, some R&R, and hopefully there will be a little time left for blogging.  Looking forward to much-needed quality time with those I love, Christmas music, snow, and hot chocolate (with mini marshmallows).

Your Plans?

Are you doing anything special for the Christmas holidays this year? (That is….if we wake up the morning of December 22nd.) I am interested in seeing how many ways readers will be enjoying their holiday this year.

My Plans!

It is my intention give it my best effort and learn to ski this year (or at least learn to stand in ski’s and not fall).  Let’s just keep fingers crossed that I do not break anything, this old body ain’t what it used to be, but it’s all I’ve got.  🙂  We might even throw in some tubing or snowboarding (of course I will seek activities which will allow me to be close to the ground…like sitting, as it decreases the “fall” risk)  ;-).

Funny Euphemisms for Our Beloved Tush…Backside…Derriere

Who? What? Huh?  Not “The Who”, but rather “The Blue Man Group”!

Sitting here relaxing on a Friday evening catching up on watching my recorded shows from the week, the show on now is “ellen” and her musical guest is “The Blue Man Group.”  I thoroughly enjoy the BMG and their type of entertainment and the song they performed on this episode of “ellen” is new to me, although it’s been out for at least two years.  While listening to their song, I couldn’t help but to laugh at the lyrics and find the “euphemisms” used to describe our backside to be…well….hilarious.

Below are some of the alternate words used to describe our tush….if you have others that are not on this list, please share with us in the “Talk to Me” section below.

Rear End · Hind Quarters · Backside · Bottom · Buttocks · Rump · Posterior · Heiny · Keister · Tush · Buns · Bum cakes · Junk-in-the-Trunk · Badonk-a-Donk · Squash Tart (hilarious) · Fanny (see reader’s comment below) ·Double Slug · Wiggle Bags · Mud Flaps · Rump Rockets · Flesh Pot · Second Face (huh?) · Bounce House · Jiggle Twins (was thinking these would be a little higher up, on the opposite side) · Jar Jar Binks · Bubble Pop · Medicine Ball · Sonic Boom · Booty · Freckle-Muffin · Turkey Stuffin’ · Caboose · Rump-Hump ·  Moneymaker · Sit Biscuit · Rock Tumbler (never heard this one) · Run Cooker · Subwoofer ·  Horn Section (bawhaha) · Frodo (isn’t this a person) · Launch Pad · Rotunda · Closer · Crock pot · Jumbotron · Airbags · Two Boneless friends · Giant Fluffy Bears · Buttercup · Monster Truck · Skin Smurf · Wiggle Cloud · Mud Flaps · Bum Tooter · Boo-tay · Carry on Luggage · The J Lo · Derriere · Patootie · The Honker · The Shelf · Spank Bank (ouch)

Some of these were in the BMG song mentioned, some contributed by me and a few others were found on the internet.  Just thought some of them were funny and wanted to share a laugh or two with you.

As the English language is spoken somewhat the same across many countries, the meanings may not be the same.  Please know it is not my intention to offend anyone or make light of any culture’s language, other than how American’s describe our rear-ends and to have a little fun.

This is so hilarious, I couldn’t pass up sharing it with my readers. If you have slow-poke teenagers, this is a parent’s PERFECT weapon!!!!