23 Things You Will Never Hear A Man Utter

  1. While I’m up, can I get you anything?
  2. I think we are lost, I better pull over and ask directions.
  3. Here honey, you use the remote.
  4. Sex isn’t that important.
  5. Forget football, let’s watch a movie while we cuddle on the couch.
  6. Hey, let me hold your purse while you try on that “to die for” dress.
  7. Let’s go someplace where we have to get really dressed up.
  8. Want to hit the outlet mall this weekend?
  9. If you want to date other guys too, I’m cool with that.
  10. How can anyone watch boxing? It’s nothing but violence and blood.
  11. Hey, today’s our two month anniversary for (insert whatever event here).
  12. This scented candle doesn’t have a strong scent.
  13. I fell so bloated.
  14. Her boobs are just too big.
  15. Does anyone want to go to the men’s room with me?
  16. I/you need more shoes.
  17. Do you think this shirt enhances my eyes?
  18. I’m not that kind of guy.
  19. I want to hear all about your ex.
  20. Why don’t you ever hold my hand in front of your friends?
  21. Here sweetie, you drive.
  22. Can you put my ID in your wallet?
  23. I knew you had a hard week so I baked you some brownies.
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2 Responses to 23 Things You Will Never Hear A Man Utter

  1. I have to say, I feel a little insulted. I believe I need to speak up for my gender and say that at least 0.01% of this is wrong – the rest is completely true!

    • Mendy K. says:

      Yeah…I was teetering on the “shoe” one myself as I’ve known a guy or two who never had enough shoes. I probably should strike that one…then they would be accurate AND true. 😉

      Thanks for stopping by tonight, I chuckled when I read your comment. Come back again.

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